Aston Villa News 24/7If you use the internet much then chances are high that you use Google at least every now and again. You may have noticed that the search giant often wants to help you with your searches by making suggestions to complete your phrase. This gives you a glimpse into the zeigeit as it’s based on what everyone else is searching for.
I stumbled on a suggestion for one of our players last night which caused me to check out the rest of the squad and fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, no one else at the club seems to warrant a suggestion. I checked out a few other high profile players and found a gem or two which I thought I’d share for your amusement.
[Note for Emile Heskey - Emile, leave this with me, mate, I'll be contacting Google on your behalf. This is an outrageous slur!!]
Ashley Cole Is…
John Terry Is…
Steven Gerrard Is…
Frank Lampard Is…
Wayne Rooney Is…
Didier Drogba Is…
Dimitar Berbatov Is…
Well hello there. I’ve got to give a hat tip to Dirty Tackle for this achievement. That’s some fine work right there, sir!
David Beckham Is…
Ronaldo Is…
Emile Heskey Is…
Let me know if you find any funny ones yourself.
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3 Comments to “Footballers According To Google Suggest”
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very funny:)
“Aston Villa is a” yields nothing, so you can't blame this on Americans. “Aston Villa are a”
evokes:
Aston Villa are a long ball team
Aston Villa are a long ball side
So Wenger has apparently made the team identity official with Google!
If we eliminate the article, “Aston Villa are” gives you “crap”. So it could be worse.
i hadn't considered teams. using “are”, most will return “crap” and it's variants.
the long ball thing is interesting. i suspect it may have been that way before wenger's criticism, but if not it demonstrates their influence.