I’ve managed to post very little on the subject of our manager search; the absence is probably bordering on conspicuous by now despite my distaste for diving into pure speculation. There’s nothing sinister about it though, the situation seems to be ever-changing, I’d be writing a half dozen posts a day if I attempted to cover every twist and turn.

For instance, I had barely finished writing one post that held Roberto Martinez at its heart before the Lactics manager withdrew himself from consideration. “Whoever ends up getting the job”, I said, “they’ll get a clean slate and total backing from me.” The spirit of the post – that we needed to support whoever is installed as manager – stood then, regardless. Or so I thought.

Never in million years did I think there would be any interest in Alex McLeish. And until last night I still felt that way, despite what was unfolding. Now? Well, it’s still a struggle to comprehend, but who could possibly say with any certitude?

Much of the confusion is attributable to the media circus that for one reason or another is having a field day in B6 while tumbleweed is blowing down Fulham Road. Roman Abramovich has reportedly made his up mind that he’s going to employ Guus Hiddink again; he’s got the money and the will, it’s only a matter of time. Nothing to see there then.

Contradictions

Our interest in Martinez was real, yet his approach to football is juxtaposed to the dour hoofball McLeish has had our closest neighbours playing over the past couple of years. (Birmingham City were ranked number one for frequency of resorting to the long ball last season and number three the season before).

We’re led to believe that Mr Lerner was turned off by Mark Hughes throwing in the towel at The Cottage, but McLeish’s email from his holiday home is somehow appealing? The catalyst for each manager throwing around their respective toys is possibly quite different.

We’re told that fan reaction to the prospect of Steve McLaren caused his interview to be cancelled, but left to assume that the inevitable reaction to McLeish -which can only be worse – can be withstood.

Some will tell you these contradictions are all part of an act; “smoke and mirrors” has become a popular phrase on the internet. Others will tell you it’s exactly how it appears; a sign of panic and desperation by the club.

Some journalists, true to form, have not just sharpened their knives, they’ve thrust them into our soft underbelly and are currently twisting the blades. Are their observations fair or are they merely sour about the lack of information and happy to fill the void with their own version of events? There will be some egg on some faces if it’s the latter.

If…

Watching panic and anger spreading among the fans online last night I was reminded of Rudyard Kipling’s classic poem ‘If’ and found myself making another video. Entirely in keeping with recent events, I hadn’t yet finished making the video when the landscape changed again; the much speculated interest in speaking to McLeish appeared to be real.

I couldn’t tell you right now who the best audience for the video is then; we the fans or Randy, Paul and whoever else is pulling the strings behind closed doors at Villa Park.

Either way, it might not help anyone else, but it helped me so, I give you the silky tones of Mr. Desmond Lynam reading Rudyard Kipling’s ‘If’…

[The picture used in this video was taken by Matt Bye]

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9 Comments to “IF…”

  1. GHVilla 14 June 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    That calmed me down so thanks for that. If the smoke and mirrors talk is true and we appoint a top drawer manager, I’ll still be pissed off with our CEO for not at least telling us that McLeish is not in contention. That’s what has wound me & countless thousands of villa fans off! Whereas if we do appoint McLeish…………well surely we would not be that stupid? Surely?
    Another restless night beckons!

  2. RSamVillaFan 14 June 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    Stirring stuff mate, had considered doing something similar but couldn’t find the right poem, that seems to have hit the spot!
    With regard to this media debacle, I am convinced our new manager will not come from the other side of town. The problem has come from the tight lipped stance from VP, this has allowed anyone who cares to, have a distorted opinion of their version of what is happening.
    Lazy journo’s and excitable bloggers have transformed it into a circus, thank heaven you have refrained!
    Randy is a clever guy, I expect he is using a little misdirection to his advantage. Yes, McLeish has been tapped up, but I don’t think it’s been done by us.
    I shall reserve my feelings until there is some sort of announcement forthcoming,

  3. kaysoon 14 June 2011 at 7:19 pm #

    Succinctly put, ‘if’ is an inch perfect analogy in this scenario.
    Chill & realise that villa do no not conduct business in the media.
    Allow the guy who has invested all his money to do his job & if criticism
    is needed wait until next season to vent your spleen.

  4. MauvaisGarcon 14 June 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    Im sure this describes RL at this moment. Class…

    I still have faith. UTV.

  5. Badger 14 June 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    Ah yes, “If”.
    One of Mr Kiplings exceedingly good poems.
    Nice choice.

    If Randy pulls off Moyes or someone even better rated, he’ll be a hero for having pulled one over the press.

    But if, as it seems we’re going to, we appoint McLeish, he will lose a section of the fans forever.
    His only saving grace would be if we go on a super run that leaves us top of the league in say October.
    And I don’t see that happening.

    It’s all ifs isn’t it?

    I’m keeping my head, barely.

    Good work Dan and a nice change from the constant speculation.
    Thanks.

  6. Badger 14 June 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    And just as I was starting to chill out a little, it’s looking like McLeish.

    AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

    • Dan 14 June 2011 at 10:08 pm #

      ironic, huh? i no sooner post something, than a new piece of information surfaces that negates much i’ve written.

      i can’t imagine any scenario that randy would interview someone who would cause the backlash mcleish inevitably has if there wasn’t really a job to interview for.

      well, there are a couple: a) for the lulz – unlikely, b) to make *any* appointment acceptable in comparison – also unlikely.

      i think any hope that there is a top notch man already signed up in the background somewhere should be extinguished with this confirmation.

      hard to believe, but this seems to have made the process of replacing MON look smooth and painless.

  7. Nanwasafan 14 June 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    Shambolic. No good can come of this.

    (Nice video, mind. Brought a tear to this soft sod’s eye)

  8. crosbyvillan 15 June 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Perfect video, can only hope it is widely welcomed. As a newish AV supporter I’ve been troubled by the style and volume of some of the comments which leave me feeling that there cannot be a manager on the planet who could be appointed without some wanting seriously to rant about it. It is not the fan’s job to choose a manager but rather to make the best of whatever happens and to avoid the dead-end of continual scapegoating, no joy in that, really. Thank you RL for what you have spent and will spend.


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