As armchair managers, our job is no more complicated than dreaming up wish lists of players, deciding who gets to start in the team sheets and what formation they will play and assigning arbitrary valuations of players for transfer market purposes. Yes, arbitrary values, and buying players is no more complicated that writing that value on a bit of paper and feeding it into the fax machine.

A player is worth what the buying club are willing to pay and what the selling club are willing to accept in recompense. No more, no less. We can look to transfers of other, similar players as much as we like, it’s a useful guide to a point, but doesn’t have any real bearing. We can consider what the player was purchased for, but that is largely irrelevant.

There’s no getting away from the fact that he cannot be sold for more than the buying party is willing to pay or less than the selling party is willing to sell.

On top of this, one of the factors that the majority of fans seemingly fail to appreciate when drawing their entirely subjective comparisons is that there’s a world of difference between selling a player who you’re very happy with at the club and is in your long term plans and a player who is perhaps getting into the latter stages of their contract and, though they may be a decent player you’d be happy to keep, you’d be equally tempted by a fair offer. That’s not even to mention the players that just don’t fit and you’d get shot of in a second or have actively sought to find a buyer for.

House For Sale

Let’s draw an analogy. Imagine you own a house, a nice detached four bedroom house with a double garage in a great neighbourhood. Let’s say its market value is £500,000. Admittedly, the analogy does fall down a little here since property values are very much influenced by sales of similar properties in the area, but there are also other factors and bricks & mortar comparisons are far less subjective than football players.

Now, your house might be valued at £500,000, but that’s largely meaningless until you come to sell it. Sure, it’s an asset that you can borrow against as collateral, but otherwise it’s just numbers on paper, it doesn’t put food on the table. If you needed to sell for some reason, perhaps you’ve been offered a job in another area and need to move, you may well put it up for sale at £500,000, but if the market is depressed and you only receive offers in the region of £400,000, then what? I guess it’s only worth £400,000, take it or leave it.

On the flip side, imagine you are entirely content in your home, not even the slightest thought of moving in your mind, and there’s a knock at the door one day. You open the door to find a clearly very wealthy man who informs you that he’s in love with your house and has to have it.

He offers you £500,000, that’s what it’s worth, right? Are you going to take it?

I’m going to assume you wouldn’t. Surely he would have to make it worth your while. Whether you’re willing to accept £750,000 or you’d want at least £1,000,000 is down to you and whether he’s willing to meet your price will define whether the transaction takes place. Nothing else.

OK, so let’s pretend that our property admirer scratches you where you itch at £750,000. You know there’s a very similar house to yours around the corner that’s up for sale and you reckon a swift cash offer in the region of £450,000 will get you the keys. It’s a bit of hassle, but that’s £300,000 profit for you. As they say, a nice bit of business.

Fast forward 2 years and our rich man is no longer so happy in your old house and puts it up for sale. Market values in the area have increased a little, but the market is still a bit flat and £600,000 would be about fair. He paid £750,000 though, so he puts it up for sale at £825,000. Do you think he’ll get many interested buyers? Should anyone looking to buy a house in that area care what he paid? Will they give him anything close to £825,000 when the house across the street is available at £600,000? No, of course not.

Granted, one other factor that causes the house analogy to fall over is that it’s an inanimate object. It has no thoughts or feelings, it has no ambitions and certainly doesn’t have to get along with a squad of other houses. However, the point of having to pay more for something that is not for sale stands.

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4 Comments to “Buying Houses, The Futility Of Player Valuations And James Milner”

  1. Badger 23 July 2010 at 9:08 pm #

    I quite like that house analogy.

    The house round the corner is Joleon Lescott, as much as you don’t agree.
    My house is worth a lot more than that house round the corner imo and I don’t want to sell hence I want substantially more for it.

    I’m not going to keep up with that, but no doubt you know what I mean.
    If City were vulgar enough to pay that amount for Lescott, they can do the same for us.

    I can’t quite work out what is currently now going on, because as you are no doubt aware, word is going round that Milner is fuming at the suggestion that MON has said he wants to leave and that he has turned down contract negotiations.

    My guess is that MON has said this as a hint to city, because he wants to get things moving one way or the other, so he knows where he stands.
    (I think I said on here before that leaving it until the very last minute would kills lots of club’s plans).

    I’d also guess that City know the exact requirements for us to do a deal.
    Which means that maybe we’ve all got Milner wrong in thinking he wants out?

    If what I think is correct (and I think it is not far off the mark, seeing as we know MON seems to be able to fall out with himself and is quite happy with confrontation), Milner won’t be with us for long.

    I still stand by my previous £30M or £20m and Ireland, no problem.
    Otherwise, he stays, if we afford to tell them to do one.

    • Dan 23 July 2010 at 9:47 pm #

      ha! no lescott is not the house around the corner!! the trouble with setting the bar by that transaction is it practically makes every player in the premiership worth 8 figures!! it was a freak of nature and everton did extremely well. that’s all.

      i don’t know what to make of the claim that milner & his agent are denying MON’s version of events. MON has sung his praises for 2 years and made all the right noises before the end of the season about getting him a new deal. it’s clear he was part of the long term plans.

      he’s obviously trying to force things along now, but why would he outright lie to push his main man out? milner’s position at villa is pretty much untenable now. MON’s a smart man, he knew what he was doing.

      the truth is probably somewhere in between the two, but milner’s been coy and noncommittal for far too long now. if he wanted to go, i wouldn’t expect him to say so publicly, but if he wanted to stay he could surely have said so and it would have been the club’s fault if they could find a deal.

  2. Badger 23 July 2010 at 11:18 pm #

    “the truth is probably somewhere in between the two”

    That’s how I see it, although I probably didn’t explain my thoughts very well.
    I don’t think MON has outright lied.
    His supposed quote was that “James intimated”, for instance.

    More likely, he hasn’t fully committed himself to Villa and he (more likely his agent) is hedging his bets.
    Hence MON feeling a bit rebuffed and thinking “well sod you then” coupled with Lerner being quite happy for a deal to go ahead?

    Pure guesswork of course.
    But I’m even more convinced Milner is gone now.

    As for Lescott, well not quite.
    More like every youngish player who’s played for England recently is worth 8 figures :-(

    • Dan 24 July 2010 at 1:11 am #

      you’re right, i think MON, as ever, has chosen his words carefully.

      the reaction from milner, or what we’re told to be the reaction, has come via stuart james of the guardian whose word i trust about as far as i can spit in the wind.

      whatever the truth, what’s kinda sad about the bet hedging and jockeying for position is that milner is slap in the middle of his contract, yet this is all extremely standard stuff.

      i’m not sure MON is exactly pro-active with these things though. not that it’s all his responsibility, but someone at the club should have been getting milner in some kind of pre-contract agreement before the season was finished.

      not airtight, but harder to wriggle out of without being unmitigated arsehole.


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