Robert Pires on joining Aston Villa

Little wonder the official site changed the McAllister quotes on Pires’ imminent arrival, someone clearly jumped the gun by some margin. The Guardian have some words from the man himself:-

Robert Pires
Nothing’s done yet, nothing’s been signed, but the talks with Gérard Houllier are going well. Now let’s say I just have to convince the team doctor and hopefully I will sign before the end of the week.

The medical is set for Thursday or Friday, so we’ll see first what

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Great Scott! Houllier to invent time machine, will sign 17 year old Pelé

Asked by French newspaper L’Equipe whether he’d be interested in signing out of favour Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema (Benzema was a teeenager trying to break into the first team at Lyon when Houllier was the manager) Houllier responded playfully; “If Karim wants to come and play at Aston Villa, we would sign him tomorrow.”

As he would with any player of that calibre, but it’s not going to happen.

You think that’s impressive, just wait until the British media get a

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Statshack – Aston Villa 2 Man Utd 2 – Efficiency is the name of the game

I’ve taken my sweet time with this one on purpose. I generally have a pretty good idea what the headline numbers look like by the final whistle and I know the more technical statistics almost immediately after the game has finished these days. If taken in isolation, these stats wouldn’t make encouraging reading, but that only serves to prove why we should take time look at these things as a whole and recognise that nothing can be “proven”

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Robert Pires set for Aston Villa, Birmingham must be “beautiful”

It’s long been rumoured that free agent Robert Pires could be coming to Aston Villa and Gary McAllister has just confirmed that the Frenchman will be “joining in the next two or three days“.

We’ll have to see in what capacity he’ll join, although he’s apparently been training with Arsenal, even if he arrives in tip-top shape, he’s still 37. That said, he is, or was, an exceptionally good player and having a World Cup and European Championship winner available

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Aston Villa 2 Man Utd 2 – Young Lions roar, but Utd steal a point

Wow! What can you say about that? I’m still trying to catch my breath.

Honestly, when I saw the teamsheets confirm the early whisper that Ciaran Clark was out, replaced by Jonathon Hogg, and Ireland too would be missing, Chris Herd and Shane Lowry taking their places on the bench, I feared a mauling. Especially when I saw that Utd weren’t as weakened as I hoped.

In fairness, it was a slightly timid start, not unexpectedly, and Utd opened up

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Aston Villa vs Man Utd – Full Teamsheets

Full starting line-ups and benches for Aston Villa vs Man Utd. Clark injured, possibly ill, Hogg starts. Stephen Ireland has flu I believe. The weakest bench we’ve ever assembled for a game like this?

Aston Villa

1
Brad Friedel

29
James Collins

5
Richard Dunne

2
Luke Young

3
Stephen Warnock

28
Jonathan Hogg

25
Barry Bannan

12
Marc Albrighton

6
Stewart Downing

7
Ashley Young

11
Gabriel Agbonlahor

Subs

22
Brad Guzan

14
Nathan Delfouneso

27
Isaiah Osbourne

30
Eric Lichaj

31
Chris Herd

35
Daniel Johnson

34
Shane Lowry

Man Utd

1
Edwin van der Sar

5
Rio Ferdinand

15
Nemanja Vidic

3
Patrice Evra

6
Wes Brown

16
Michael Carrick

24
Darren Fletcher

17
Nani

13
Park Ji-Sung

14
Javier Hernández

9
Dimitar Berbatov

Subs

40
Ben Amos

12
Chris Smalling

20
Fabio

22
John O’Shea

26
Gabriel Obertan

27
Federico Macheda

28
Darron Gibson

Aston Villa vs Manchester Utd Preview featuring the “Walking Wounded Fantasy Team”

Man Utd come to Villa Park on Saturday for the early kick off game. For all the talk of being a point off of 5th place, we’re a full eight points behind Utd and they’re a point worse off than they were after 12 games last season. At that same point, we were just four points behind with 21 to their 25 points.

The league record against Utd at Villa Park makes sobering reading, the 1-1 and 0-0 draws

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Statshack – Aston Villa 3 Blackpool 2

I’m a little short on time right now, so I’m just going to dump the numbers and run. One thing I just want to draw your attention to is the possession. I had a conversation with someone on Twitter recently who felt that our share of possession under Houllier has been less than in the past. I’m not convinced that is the case, in fact, while it’s too early to say really, it look extremely similar to

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Aston Villa 3 Blackpool 2 – James Collins late winner provides a vital three points

It might not have quite been the Thrilla at the Villa I expected during the opening 45 minutes, but it sparked into life during a great 2nd half with no shortage of drama,  James Collins heading in a last minute, emphatic winner when it looked like three points had once again been thrown away with minutes to go against a Blackpool that featured 10 changes.

In truth, there could have been considerably more goals if Marlon Harewood had finished several 1st

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