Salifou’s Weekly Round-Up #4

Bonjour!! My name is Moustapha Sali-Salifou, but my friends call me Keith and I’m back for my (not so) weekly review. Hoo-hah!!

First of all, where are my manners? HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I hope you all had a most excellent festive period.

I have had a splendid Christmas!! I should say thank you to the travelling Aston Villa fans who spotted me in the Emirates Stadium on the 27th and sang my name although you did get me in trouble

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Salifou’s Weekly Round-Up #3

Bonjour!! My name is Moustapha Sali-Salifou, but my friends call me Keith and I’m back for my (not so) weekly review. Hoo-hah!!

My first story is not really about Aston Villa, it’s about some players at Arsenal. Actually, I didn’t read the story at Kickette, I just saw the picture (below) and it was clear to me what was going on…. Theo Walcott, Cesc Fabregas, Andrey Arshavin and Bacary Sagna have been secretly pictured at a Furry conference.

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Salifou’s Weekly Round-Up #2

Bonjour!! You must remember me, my name is Moustapha Sali-Salifou, but my friends call me Keith and I’m back for my (not so) weekly review. Hoo-hah!!

Isaiah Osbourne – My very good friend may have been a bit naughty recently, I think that’s why he is always telling me how “gangsta” he is and makes me give him my lunch money. Anyway, he is going to somewhere called Middlesbrough for two months. Seems a harsh punishment to me, I

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The Heskey Text Transcript

One of my favourite blogs, Dirty Tackle, has managed to exclusively obtain a transcript of the bust up between Capello and Heskey:-

Capello: Emile! What do you have under the table?!
Heskey: …nothing.
Capello: Your hands are doing something under the table! What is it?!
Heskey: Noth-
Capello: You better not be texting! Do you dare break the Law of Capello against having phones at meals?
Heskey: I’m knitting.
Capello: No you’re not.
Heskey: I’m playing Gameboy.
Capello: No you’re not.
Heskey: I’m having thumb wars against myself.
Capello: No you’re

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What Being A Supporter Is About

I pointed out in the preview for the Rapid Vienna game that the Austrian side weren’t having the best of starts to their domestic season either. You’d never have known that from the quality of the support the team received from the home fans throughout the game.

I made a couple of comments on Twitter about the Villans facing such a hostile crowd and half-joked about them having to face another one for the second leg at Villa Park.

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Salifou’s Weekly Round-Up #1

Bonjour!! My name is Moustapha Sali-Salifou, but my friends call me Keith and this is my weekly review.

This is my first weekly review, I am very excited, but I do not have very much for you, I am sorry. You see, I was busy with the Peace Cup recently – I got to watch all four games!! They were very good, but not many other people watched. But it was a nice trip to Spain and

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