Bonjour!! My name is Moustapha Sali-Salifou, but my friends call me Keith and I’m back for my (not so) weekly review. Hoo-hah!!

My first story is not really about Aston Villa, it’s about some players at Arsenal. Actually, I didn’t read the story at Kickette, I just saw the picture (below) and it was clear to me what was going on…. Theo Walcott, Cesc Fabregas, Andrey Arshavin and Bacary Sagna have been secretly pictured at a Furry conference. That’s right my friends, they are Furries!!! HAHAHA!!

That reminds me, I must get my squirrel costume out of the loft!!

If you missed Darius Vassell’s welcome when he arrived at new club, Ankaragucu in Turkey, during the summer, you might want to check out the video below:-

Reminds me of when I arrived at New Street Station!! Hoo-hah!!

But I’m very sad to hear that Darius has just been evicted from his hotel after his club failed to pay the bill. The good news is that he should have no shortage of offers of places to stay… the people love him!!

And finally, Luke Young was in the news this week when he declined Mr Capello’s offer to replace the injured Glen Johnson in the England squad to face Brazil. I was initially concerned about Luke, why Luke, why?? But then it emerged that he had actually decided not to play for England any more back in February and this story only broke after the FA checked that he still felt the same. Duh!!

I have to go now, I am back home in Lome and we play Gabon tomorrow in a World Cup Qualifier, I must be at my best even though the game is what you call a “dead rubber”!! It is nice to see my good friend Adebayor though, he has lots of money now, you should see his watch!! OMG!!

Have a good week Aston Villa fans, I hope to be back soon!!

Au revoir

Keith (The Togolese Zidane)