The Heskey Text Transcript

One of my favourite blogs, Dirty Tackle, has managed to exclusively obtain a transcript of the bust up between Capello and Heskey:-

Capello: Emile! What do you have under the table?!
Heskey: …nothing.
Capello: Your hands are doing something under the table! What is it?!
Heskey: Noth-
Capello: You better not be texting! Do you dare break the Law of Capello against having phones at meals?
Heskey: I’m knitting.
Capello: No you’re not.
Heskey: I’m playing Gameboy.
Capello: No you’re not.
Heskey: I’m having thumb wars against myself.
Capello: No you’re

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How To Win Friends And Influence People By Emile Heskey

As a rule I try to avoid the more scurrilous stories, but as I decided to opine on Emile Heskey’s apparent cry for first team action recently I feel strangely compelled to continue the trend with the most tenuous of links.

Apparently there was a story in one of the Sunday rags about an unnamed England player sending Fabio Capello into fits of rage for using their mobile phone during dinner while away on England duty.

Well, guess who’s not endearing himself

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Players Out Of Position

Regular readers will not need reminding that I’m an ardent supporter of the Lerner/O’Neill management of our club. Aston Villa are barely recognizable from the club they were a little over 3 years ago. In fact, they’re almost polar opposite.

However, no one is beyond criticism and I must confess one trait of Martin O’Neill’s that frequently leaves me scratching my head is his apparent willingness to ask players to perform roles outside of their natural positions. Sure,

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I Have Good News And Bad News…

…Emile Heskey is considering his future at Aston Villa…

…I lied about the bad news.

Sorry Emile, I couldn’t resist. I’m sure you’re a really nice guy, your fellow professionals often sing your praises from the rooftops and they are surely in a better position to appreciate your talents than we fans, but it just isn’t working for you at the Villa. With all due respect, I don’t think you’ll find too many Villa fans who will go out of

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International Villans Round Up

England

10 men England lost 1-0 to Ukraine in Dnepropetrovsk after Robert Green won the dubious honour of being the first goal keeper to be sent off for England. Fortunately Fabio Capello’s side have already qualified for South Africa next year and the Italian will be reasonably pleased with the way the team battled with a man down. Rio Ferdinand on the other hand…

Emile Heskey played 72 minutes and James Milner came on for the second half in place

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Gabby In, Ash Out

Gabby Agbonlahor’s recent run of form has been recognised by Fabio Capello and is included in the England squad to face Ukraine and Belarus.

James Milner and Emile Heskey are also in the squad, but there’s no place for Ashley Young.

Welcome to Emile Heskey

Emile Heskey signs a three and a half year contract in a £3.5 million switch from Wigan, but he’s never been without his detractors. So, what can he do for Aston Villa??

Heskey's Coming… Quick, Look Busy!!

Heskey’s name has been linked with Villa Park for a while. Today the rumours of an imminent signing flew around the interwebz. Still yet to be confirmed officially, The Sun are reporting it’s a deal. Gulp.